the dandelion wars

optimysticals: This is why I love you Colbert.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:31:41 +0300

optimysticals:

This is why I love you Colbert.

Every man has his price.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:50:21 +0300

Every man has his price.

evilhasnever: birdsbirds: starborn-vagabond: pettyartist: the...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:49:28 +0300

evilhasnever:

birdsbirds:

starborn-vagabond:

pettyartist:

the most graceful of birds.

SLOW MOTION TENNISBALL WADDLE

LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC BEAST

JUST LOOK AT IT

KAJSHAKJSBHKAJBSJKS

OH MY GOD

omfg RUN FLUFFY RUN you beautiful fatty

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:17:51 +0300

erinsuxx: finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:17:46 +0300

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final. very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

masterturner: nemomynameforevermore: GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:17:27 +0300

masterturner:

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

oh my GOD

mitch-the-plaid: A comic I wanted to get out of my system. I...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:12:07 +0300

mitch-the-plaid:

A comic I wanted to get out of my system. I drew it the other day but only now had a chance to colour the first page.

Are demon girls cliché yet?

kisskicker: Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal....

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:11:45 +0300

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:11:36 +0300

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theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:09:12 +0300

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

mira-of-sassgard: backinthe67impala: sirisles: dixiesaurer: a...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:08:58 +0300

mira-of-sassgard:

backinthe67impala:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I fucking love this website

I think we just found Dexter’s blog, guys.

Random fact of the day

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:07:30 +0300

fluffmugger:

“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.

The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.

varyspider: I love how half of the Hannibal fandom is all of these beautiful, skillfully made gifs...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:07:10 +0300

varyspider:

I love how half of the Hannibal fandom is all of these beautiful, skillfully made gifs and edits and playlists and writing and the other half is just

icetigris: psdo: Season 2, Ep. 16 - Graphics vs....

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:06:32 +0300

icetigris:

psdo:

Season 2, Ep. 16 - Graphics vs. Aesthetics

This week, we discuss the important difference between the often-confused “graphics” and “aesthetics.”

Oh look, that thing that drives me crazy.

THANK YOU

SINCERELY,

A GRAPHICS PROGRAMMER

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I GET SO MAD ABOUT PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE TECH IN GAMES WITHOUT KNOWING THEIR ASSES FROM HOLES IN THE GROUND

pleatedjeans: This kid wears this every Wednesday to school...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:06:21 +0300

pleatedjeans:

This kid wears this every Wednesday to school just to screw with everyone’s heads. via

We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so… very…...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:02:05 +0300

We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so… very… pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. (Firefly - 1x01)

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy: pan-ismyhomeboy: elucipher: I...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:02:01 +0300

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

pan-ismyhomeboy:

elucipher:

I give up with this cast; they are ridiculous and wonderful.

I’ve never seen a group of people look so happy to be covered in blood.

I feel like the behind the scenes and gag reel portions of the DVD are going to make me die from laughing so hard.

can u not

crowbara: fell4: hannibal by *Sairobi oh my fucking god

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:01:53 +0300

crowbara:

fell4:

hannibal by *Sairobi

oh my fucking god